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#NowPlaying on @8tracks: “Those Who Don’t Believe In Magic Will Never Find It” at http://8tracks.com/phillyhk/those-who-don-t-believe-in-magic-will-never-find-it - Sent from the 8tracks Android app
little brother: let's play star trek
little brother: uh make the ship go
me: *bones voice* dangit jim i'm a doctor not a pilot
me: *sulu voice* aye captain proceeding at 1/4 impulse power
me: *spock voice* captain there is something on the radar that i do not understand
me: *uhura voice* sir klingons firing phasers
me: *scotty voice* she can't take another hit sir! i need help down here!
me: *chekov voice* I CAN DO ZAT
me: *dramatic screaming*
little brother: nevermind
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.