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#NowPlaying on @8tracks: “Those Who Don’t Believe In Magic Will Never Find It” at http://8tracks.com/phillyhk/those-who-don-t-believe-in-magic-will-never-find-it - Sent from the 8tracks Android app

little brother: let's play star trek

me: okay

little brother: uh make the ship go

me: *bones voice* dangit jim i'm a doctor not a pilot

me: *sulu voice* aye captain proceeding at 1/4 impulse power

me: *spock voice* captain there is something on the radar that i do not understand

me: *uhura voice* sir klingons firing phasers

me: *scotty voice* she can't take another hit sir! i need help down here!

me: *chekov voice* I CAN DO ZAT

little brother:

me: *dramatic screaming*

little brother:

little brother: nevermind

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

freewilllhunting:

the real question is

if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be

(Source: sweetfleet)

Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio lab today

fooboo24:

mravox:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

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this may just be the best post on tumblr

i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing

aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas man.

niggaimdeadass:

it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th 

a nigga was stressed and depressed 

walking home like 

“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”

on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom

luckily they had this program 

“read away your fees” or some shit like that 

every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off 

my niggas. 

my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.