Hi there! You have reached Jennifer's blog, but she is currently out of her mind. Here, you are likely to find Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, science and music stuff.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
#NowPlaying on @8tracks: “Those Who Don’t Believe In Magic Will Never Find It” at http://8tracks.com/phillyhk/those-who-don-t-believe-in-magic-will-never-find-it - Sent from the 8tracks Android app
little brother: let's play star trek
me: okay
little brother: uh make the ship go
me: *bones voice* dangit jim i'm a doctor not a pilot
me: *sulu voice* aye captain proceeding at 1/4 impulse power
me: *spock voice* captain there is something on the radar that i do not understand
me: *uhura voice* sir klingons firing phasers
me: *scotty voice* she can't take another hit sir! i need help down here!
me: *chekov voice* I CAN DO ZAT
little brother:
me: *dramatic screaming*
little brother:
little brother: nevermind
The elements of freedom, change, substance, and power!
I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation
thegreatestusernameinthegalaxy:
So this is the best thing
Oh this one’s pretty good
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
the real question is
if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be
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I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes.
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made this transparent
I love you, sea pancake.
yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
this may just be the best post on tumblr
i love this because i remember seeing this elsewhere and it’s continued that the teacher then had to leave the room for five minutes because he couldn’t stop laughing
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother aint see me for about a month and a half.
yes relax i cook for u
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